Jim And Jack And Hank
Hey you were standing by the screen door slamming
Rather clear whatâs taking place. You were holding on to Louie
He was packing, he was heavy that plastic handle just about to break
Well then you picked up Chloe. She knew yâall were going
She started barking like a tank. I was shocked and I was joking,
But I would not be longing. Cause I got Jim and Jack and Hank
(ch) Take your string bikinis, your apple martinis
Take whatâs left there in the bank. Take your flat iron and your curlers
Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked
Take your black Mercedes all that stuff for ladies
To me youâre just a total blank, go on and leave me Baby
I donât need you, I got Jim and Jack and Hank
Well now you left screaming and your tires screeching
That little dog right in your lap
I have become a little sad and I called up my old Dad
He said son you just woke me from my nap
I told him you had left me. He said now son donât you hate me
You know exactly what I think. You know youâre better off
You can fish and you can golf. You still got Jim and Jack and Hank
(ch) Take your string bikinis, your apple martinis
Take whatâs left there in the bank Take your flat iron and your curlers
Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked
Take your black Mercedes all that stuff for ladies
To me youâre just a total blank, go on and leave me Baby
I donât need you, I got Jim and Jack and Hank
Thatâs right
So I got out the whiskey I began to listen to songs out in my truck you
Couldnât crank
I started feeling empty, then again it hit me. I got Jim and Jack and Hank
(ch) Take your string bikinis, your apple martinis
Take whatâs left there in the bank Take your flat iron and your curlers
Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked
Take your black Mercedes all that stuff for ladies
To me youâre just a total blank, go on and leave me Baby
I donât need you, I got Jim and Jack and Hank
Yeh now go on and leave me baby I donât need you I got Jim and Jack
And Hank
Thatâs right, you go ahead, Iâll be A okay Cause I got Jose, Captain
Morgan
Not to mention Old George and Tammy, Loretta, Merel, Willie Nelson, Big
John Cash
How about Old Jimmy Buffet bring him in there when itâs sun shining,
George Strait an old friend Canât forget Hank Jr and all his rowdy
Friends
Iâm gonna clean out the whole closet, baby
All Yeah Goodbye