Are You Happy?
Now the show is done
I hope that you had gut-trembling or something resembling fun
And if you watch this thing alone
You probably didnât laugh, but maybe a few times you exhaled out of your nose
But if you hated it, thatâs fair
But either way, could you find a little more time for a parting questionnaire?
On a scale from one to zero, are you happy?
âCause youâre on your own from here, so are you happy?
Iâm open to suggestions, are you happy?
But what the f**k kind of question is 'Am I happy?'
I really wanna try to get happy
And I think that I could get it if I didnât always
Panic every time Iâm unhappy like
Iâm owed some life
Where Iâm always, like, happy
Which is stupid âcause I wouldnât even want it if I got it
Wait, oh god, my dad was right
So if you know or ever knew how to be happy
On a scale from one to two now, are you happy?
Youâre everything you hated, are you happy?
Hey, look Ma, I made it, are you happy?
