Final Fantasy Classic
Once again the world might fall prey to an ancient evil
Once again we're hurled into darkness and great upheaval
Those who can enlist, let's unite and we'll fight together
We must save the crystals or orbs or the moon - whatever.
Come, let's fly
We'll sail where the wind may take us through that starry sky,
'Cause apparently back then they had ships that could do that
Draw your sword and stick it in trees that have human features
Journey toward the thicket and steal sh*t from woodland creatures
Though the villain shames us, we'll pwn all his dark abettors
Funny how our names all contain less than seven letters
Shine your light, the forces of evil can't outlast a mage, a knight,
A weird little kid and a ninja master
Key change, mofo!
Raise our levels high cross the mountains and plains and oceans
Don't forget to buy several buttloads of tents and potions
Storm the villain's hideout and keep your courageous spirit
Scream a battle cry loud enough that the b**ch can hear it
Finally, the hunter of souls shall be the hunted
Now they'll see we'll save humankind like we always wanted
When we were little
Summer vacation
Dancing in our jammies
'Cause we beat Final Fantasy!
Yeah!
