Tylenol Island
[Intro: Eminem]
Slim motherf**kin’ Shady
A’ight
Missy Elliott, Timbo, c’mon, yo
[Verse 1: Eminem]
I’m homicidal and suicidal, with no friends
Holding a gun with no handles, just a barrel at both ends
Sprayin’ TECs at you until you see your f**kin’ legs
With the bullet holes and the exit wounds layin’ next to you
f**kin’ mad dog, foamin’ at the mouth
f**k mouth, my whole house is foamin’ at the couch
Jumped out of the ninety-third floor of a buildin’
And shot every window out on the way down to the ground (Keep filmin’!)
Woke up to a hospital staff, got up and laughed
Chopped ’em in half and suffocated your oxygen mask
sh*t, if I get any higher I’ma get the East and West beefin’ again
Fly back to Detroit and stand in the crossfire
[Interlude: Ken Kaniff]
Oh f**k. Oh sh*t. I got the hotel room ready. What time are you getting off… work? Or shall I say… what time are you coming home.
[Verse 2: Eminem]
A’ight, yo, yo, yo
One more time, yo
I’m only smilin’ when I’m violent, got on a plane wylin’
Told the pilot to fly me to Tylenol Island (Now)
Stewardess like, “You restless?” “Nah, b**ch, I’m restful
Just hold this f**kin’ jet still so I can eat these pretzels”
Forget school, the other kids are disrespectful
They hold me down and play connect-the-dots with my freckles (Leave me alone)
I can’t take it, I’m tryin’ to gain weight, so I eat steak
Swallow the whole plate and weigh myself naked ([?])
Put out albums to teach kids family values
‘Cause every mom and dad should allow you to pop Valiums
And never hit someone unless you got a reason
And if there ain’t a reason, make one up, start swingin’
