Champagne
Round half past noon today
I was getting that middle finger wave
And watching her CJ-7 fade
Off in the distance
So I walked back in the house
Took my old Friday bog boots out
And now the real me is about to make
A reappearance
She's probably crossing that state line
I mean I dodged a bullet, stayed in mine
Sipping whiskey like champagne
This here's a little more happy hour
Than it is a heartache
Way more two-for-one than drinking
'Bout the one that got away
Yeah that ain't what's going on here today
I bet you thinking I'm real hurt
But I dusted off an old pickup line
It turns out it still works
Now I'm lost in a conversation with a ten
In a Tennessee t-shirt
And she wants to celebrate
So we're sitting here sipping whiskey
Like it's champagne
Moving on don't take too long
When the Maker's Mark is going down like Dom
Didn't even notice
The old song, it started playing
She's taking selfies on my phone
I'm in the clear, I'm in the zone
Sipping whiskey like champagne
This here's a little more happy hour
Than it is a heartache
Way more two-for-one than drinking
'Bout the one that got away
Yeah that ain't what's going on here today
I bet you thinking I'm real hurt
But I dusted off an old pickup line
It turns out it still works
Now I'm lost in a conversation with a ten
In a Tennessee t-shirt
And she wants to celebrate
So we're sitting here sipping whiskey
Like it's champagne
Yeah here's to me and here's to you
And here's to finding someone new
Who's looking pretty cute
Sipping whiskey like champagne
This here's a little more happy hour
Than it is a heartache
Way more two-for-one than drinking
'Bout the one that got away
Yeah that ain't what's going on here today
I bet you thinking I'm real hurt
But I dusted off an old pickup line
It turns out it still works
Now I'm lost in a conversation with a ten
In a Tennessee t-shirt
And she wants to celebrate
So we're sitting here sipping whiskey
Like it's champagne
Like it's champagne
