Candy Crush Heavy Metal Saga
It started out so innocent
Just played it on the train
And sometimes on the toilet
Now all my time's been flushed away
So free me from this licorice cage
My battery and my wallet are drained
Try to get away
But the jelly jungle beckons me
I love watching it burst
Sweet! Clear the chocolate first
They give you a taste for free
Then charge you a f***ing fee
Candy crush!
My brain is mush
Candy control!
Crushing my poor soul
Got stuck on level sixty-five
For two whole fudging weeks
I begged my Facebook friends for lives
But those old broads unfriended me
They've forsaken me
Why? But I'm the one to blame
Got no strategy
No! I'm just swipin' away
Lost my family
And my scrolling thumb's become inflamed
Ow! I'll just use a stylus
cr*p! I think I missed the bus
Cough! Yeah I'm calling out sick
Yep! I think it's contagious
Candy plague
Malnourished brains
Blood has been spilled
On Easter Bunny Hills
Divine!
Delicious!
Maligned!
Malicious!
When the candy comet rips the sky
The candypocalypse in nigh
Chocolate covered sanity
Time has no meaning for me
