Viagra Skit
[Ludacris]
Oh god! Oh god! Ugh..
[911 Lady]
9-1-1 What's your emergency?
[Ludacris]
Yes ma'am I got a hard problem, I got a hard problem...
[911 Lady]
Calm down sir, it can't be that hard, Okay?
[Ludacris]
No, no it can't, it-it can't... It is! My dick, it's been hard for over eight hours and it just won't go down!
[911 Lady]
Excuse me?!
[Ludacris]
I took one of them Viagras for the first time...
[911 Lady]
Word?!
[Ludacris]
And the first one didn't do anything, s-so I took another one...
[911 Lady]
OK..
[Ludacris]
And now my sh*t harder than titanium in this motherf**ker, I've been knocking sh*t over...
[911 Lady]
Damn, I ain't had no dick in 6 months..
[Ludacris]
Why don't them sh*ts come with directions?! I don't know what to do, ma'am help!
[911 Lady]
Hey girl, Lisa!
[Lisa]
Hmhm--?
[Ludacris]
--My god, what was I thinking...
[911 Lady]
--Call my shift, forward this call to my cell and confirm his address!
[Lisa]
I got you!
[Ludacris]
Swear to god imma kill Tyrone and them niggas, I ain't never listenin' to them niggas again man, I swear!
[Lisa]
Mmm... Calm down, sir help is on the way!
[Ludacris]
I can't believe these b**ches set my dick up for failure!
[911 Lady]
Well, what happened anyway?
[Ludacris]
I had, I had invited this chick over, you know what I'm sayin', this b**ch I knew from a long time...
[911 Lady]
Mm-Hmm...
[Ludacris]
And she said she was with her friend, and they both wanted this thang, man, like they both wanted to jump me off, you know what I'm sayin', and then--
[911 Lady]
--Poor thang!--
[Ludacris]
--it started going to voicemail, man I HATE these b**ches, man why do they need to be doing this stupid sh*t?!
[911 Lady]
Mm-Mm, sir, help is in the neighborhood!--Is it the last house on the right?
[Ludacris]
...Right on the right... right? No, they right, THESE b**chES AIN'T RIGHT!
[Lisa]
Mm, don't worry about that! Momma gon' take care of you! Oh, is the one with the blow up dolls in the front?
[Ludacris]
The one in the cut, with the furry bushes... it's got some furry bushes, yes it does... I done wacked off like three times! I don't know what else to do!
[911 Lady]
Well, you ain't gotta do that no more! (opens and closes door)
[Ludacris]
What the hell you doin' in my house?!
[911 Lady]
Nigga, where the drinks at?!
