I'm On Vacation
Everything's okay
Cause I'm on vacay-tion
We spent 14 hours on that sandcastle!
Everything is great Cause I'm on vacay-tion
At least we're not back at our jobs
Which is at an ice cream sandwich factory
We need it
We on it
Vacation
We on it
Surf, beach,palm trees, got, no worries
Typically I ride a bike by myself but I'm on vacation I'm gonna ride with someone else
Yeah
We rented a double bike two men on a double bike, I've always wondered what a double bike ride feels like
I thinks here's something in my eye
But it's okay
Cause I'm on vacation
I left my fashion sense at home
It's time to get our airbrush T-Shirt on!
I'm willing to pay anything he wants me to pay
Cause he can make a T-Shirt that says anything I want it to say
Birthday Girl
1st Cousin
Buckwild
Dustin
I love Dolphins
Teen Mom
Dog Person
Steve Jobs
Uh, you got a little something on your face
(I know)
But it's still okay
Cause I'm on vacay-tion
I think he misspelled the word vacation but that's cool
Everything is great
Cause I'm on vacation
Making ice cream sandwiches isn't as fun as it sounds
It's cold up in here
And every ice cream sandwich has to be perfect
That one's upside-down
On vacay I spend cake on figurines and keepsakes
This decorative plate (I'ma use that)
This sand dollar (I need that)
This snow globe (I'ma use that)
This ink pen (did you see that?)
I can't see at all
But I'm still on vacation
I don't normally eat fudge in my daily routine
But on vacation I judge fudge and become a fudge fiend
I think I love fudge
I feel queasy
I think this fudge has been drugged
Who would do such a thing?
(me)
[Spoken:]
Turns out these ladies are running this boutique as a front for an identity theft ring, and now they're dragging our limp bodies straight up out this lobby into the back where they're gonna steal everything
But it's still okay
Cause I'm on vacay-tion
Right now they're applying for a car loan as us (good for them)
Everything is great
Cause I'm on vacation
Our boss is very demanding
We only get like a 15 minute lunchbreak
And all we get to eat is ice cream sandwiches
No cash
No phone
No obvious way to get home
It's time to turn to the only skill that we can fall back on
Selling ice cream sandwiches at the corner of this street
Twelve dollars a dozen or fifty cents a piece
Don't question where we got the ice cream from
Just step right up and sample some
Cookies are the nicest
Ice cream the whitest
But I think what's inside this is a mutated virus
We might have just unleashed a zombie apocalypse
But it's still okay
Cause I'm on vacay-tion
Everything is great
Cause I'm on vacay-tion
How did zombies get in here? this is a flashback scene
But it's still okay
Cause I'm on vacay-tion
(And why are they even in this music video at all?)
(This is so cliche)
Well technically these are time traveling zombies, which is slightly more original
Everything is great
Cause I'm on vacay-tion
(Hey!)
(HEY!)
(Stupid, and Dummy)
(Your vacation time was not approved, and you're both fired!)
Permanent vacation!
