Top Chef Neph
[Chorus]
Leave the tomahawk steak for a nigga
Baked beans on the plate for a nigga
Girl, a loaded potato for a nigga
Girl, honey barbecue sauce for a nigga
Home Depot like "I love this nigga"
Walmart like "I love this nigga"
H-h-home Depot like "I love this nigga"
Walmart like "I love this nigga"
[Verse 1]
Pass me the garlic for my juicy T-bone steak
Girl, where the doe boy at? I don't want no Old Bay
I'm outside on the grill, f**k the microwave
I got seafood, steak, ribs on one plate
I snatch ribs off the grill like I'm Uncle Melvin
Them sh*ts hotter than a f**k, b**ch, ain't no tellin'
Girl, them tomahawks, let you smell it
Girl, real crab legs, not no imitation
This ain't no tuna salad, this crab salad
This ain't no sardines, girl, this hammerhead
Exquisite eats, Nephew order the hammerhead
Homemade banana bread better than Panera bread
My seafood boil got a shark in it
Before Olive Garden, my sticks been unlimited
[?] like a ten bag
Buy a Blackstone griddle for my birthday
[Chorus]
Leave the tomahawk steak for a nigga
Baked beans on the plate for a nigga
Girl, a loaded potato for a nigga
Girl, honey barbecue sauce for a nigga
Home Depot like "I love this nigga"
Walmart like "I love this nigga"
H-h-home Depot like "I love this nigga"
Walmart like "I love this nigga"
[Verse 2]
Fendi rug in front of the fireplace
Girl, that's not dirt, them barbecue stains
I been sweating, I been cooking all day
This a tomahawk ribeye steak
Good Burger ain't got sh*t to say
I got Mondo Burgers down the way
Don't ever disrespect me talkin' about Chick-fil-A
Kick you out, have you eatin' Chipotle
Now your stomach f**ked up, you ain't eat with me
I got healthy ass food and got less grease
You wonder why you got colon cancer
All that cheap ass food in your pantry
My lobster come from Asia
That ain't lobster, that's just an imitation
Shut up, your food was 3-D printed
Get out my face, go to Waffle House
[Chorus]
Leave the tomahawk steak for a nigga
Baked beans on the plate for a nigga
Girl, a loaded potato for a nigga
Girl, honey barbecue sauce for a nigga
Home Depot like "I love this nigga"
Walmart like "I love this nigga"
H-h-home Depot like "I love this nigga"
Walmart like "I love this nigga"
