Ok, Ready, Laugh! Lyrics

Ok, Ready, Laugh!
[Henry:]
Well of course, I've heard the rumors too...
They say my show kills
But relax, see my contract?
Can't make your alveoli pop tonight!
No dislocated jaws, no belly explosions!

However, asthmatics, keep your inhalers in position!
OK?

[Audience:]
OK!

Ready?

Ready!

Laugh

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
OK, shut up!