Dumb-Dumbs
You drink rum
And I chew bubble gum
We like Sour Patch Kids
Rather than acid
So many flavors of jelly beans
Are better than methamphetamines
We'd rather chew caramel chews
Than chew magic mushrooms
We really don't drink beer
We'd rather eat 3 Musketeers
Dumb-Dumbs are sweeter are on my tongue
Than lithium
You think that you are so hardcore
But we can make better s'mores
You think that you are so hardcore
But we can make better s'mores
You think that you are so hardcore
But we can make better s'mores
You think that you are so hardcore
But we can make better s'mores
Marshmallows, Oreos, and cookie dough
Smell much better than your gross tobacco
Uppers and downers don't feed our pop rockers
You like your weed, and I'll pop Smarties
I prefer to eat Junior Mints
Than stab myself with heroin
My emptiness is better filled with a lollipop
Than with a vodka shot
We'd rather share a Kit Kat than a pipe of crack
You think that you are so hardcore
But we can make better s'mores
You think that you are so hardcore
But we can make better s'mores
You think that you are so hardcore
But we can make better s'mores
You think that you are so hardcore
But we can make better s'mores
Better s'mores
