Grandpa's Not A Racist (He Just Voted For One)
They're coming for his Jesus
They're coming for his gun
They're coming for his Jesus
They're coming for his gun
They're coming for his Jesus
They're coming for his gun
Grandpa's not a racist – he just voted for one
Grandpa's screaming something about white genocide
As he crawls under the bed looking for someplace to hide
He talks a lot of bullsh*t when he's hittin' the rum
But we know Grandpa's not a racist – he just voted for one
They're coming for his Jesus
They're coming for his gun
They're coming for his Jesus
They're coming for his gun
They're coming for his Jesus
They're coming for his gun
Grandpa's not a racist – he just voted for one
Last night we found Grandpa wandering the streets
Whistling Dixie and wearing a white sheet
Letting everybody know He won't be replaced by the Jews
And we said
"Oh, Grandpa, who could ever replace you"
Do you know a racist Grandpa?
You see one every day
He wonders why the N-word is something he's not allowed to say
And while he's the worst person under the sun
We all know Grandpa's not a racist – he just voted for one
They're coming for his Jesus
They're coming for his gun
They're coming for his Jesus
They're coming for his gun
They're coming for his Jesus
They're coming for his gun
Grandpa's not a racist – he just voted for one
They're coming for his Jesus
They're coming for his gun
They're coming for his Jesus
They're coming for his gun
They're coming for his Jesus
They're coming for his gun
Grandpa's not a racist – he just voted for one
They're coming for his Jesus
They're coming for his gun
They're coming for his Jesus
They're coming for his gun
They're coming for his Jesus
They're coming for his gun
Grandpa's not a racist – he just voted for one